[USML Announce] Will, I Am Impressed

[Richard Robbins]

Dear Brad,

Will Jarrod Parker be the cure for what ails my pitchers?

-- KR
On Apr 24, 2012 12:28 PM, "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> O! Beneficent King!
>   I appreciate your generosity of spirit--anything to stay above the
> salary floor, I say. But instead of Will, let me propose Brian Matusz, who
> clearly will eliminate any further suspicions about your team's pitching.
> --Brother Brad Lee
>
> On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 11:43 AM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>wrote:
>
>> Brad,
>>
>> My pitching now seems suspect.  I am toast.  I will offer you A. Jones
>> for Middlebrooks.
>>
>> What do you think?
>>
>> Your pal,
>>
>> -- KR
>>
>>
>> On Tuesday, April 24, 2012, Jeffrey Winick wrote:
>>
>>> Brad Lee,
>>>
>>> You beat me to it. Mr. Middlebrooks definitely looks like a future star.
>>>
>>> But why the focus on Mr. B?  Sure he screwed up by keeping Morel. Sure
>>> he flubbed by letting me steal Peavy and Rich steal Middlebrooks.  And
>>> there can be little doubt that he blew it by passing on the opportunity to
>>> trade for Austin Jackson and a couple of cheap beans for the now hobbled
>>> Brett Gardner. But why focus on the past. Surely he's suffering enough,
>>> right.
>>>
>>> Jeff
>>>
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>>
>>> On Apr 24, 2012, at 10:19 AM, "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > ITEM (from Baseball America)
>>> >
>>> > BOS AAA Middlebrooks, Will 3B 2 1 1 3 .371 HR (8), BB (5); On an
>>> insane tear, HR in 5 of last 6 G
>>> >
>>> > WINNER
>>> > Riptorns. Early season trade acquisition of $1 power hitting prospect
>>> bodes well for a team that is BUILT TO LAST.
>>> >
>>> > LOSER
>>> > Bombers. Retained Brent Morel instead of Jake Peavy, sat stunned as
>>> Red Hots bought young Will for a mere one dollar and now must watch team's
>>> WALLS COME CRUMBLIN' DOWN.
>>> >
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