[USML Announce] Will, I Am Impressed

[Brad Jansen]

Look, he can't hurt you and maybe he'll help you--unlike those slugs Duffy
and Lester.

I further recommend that Dennis offer you Rodney and Kuroda for him.

On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 3:52 PM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>wrote:

> Dear Brad,
>
> Will Jarrod Parker be the cure for what ails my pitchers?
>
> -- KR
>  On Apr 24, 2012 12:28 PM, "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> O! Beneficent King!
>>   I appreciate your generosity of spirit--anything to stay above the
>> salary floor, I say. But instead of Will, let me propose Brian Matusz, who
>> clearly will eliminate any further suspicions about your team's pitching.
>> --Brother Brad Lee
>>
>> On Tue, Apr 24, 2012 at 11:43 AM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>wrote:
>>
>>> Brad,
>>>
>>> My pitching now seems suspect.  I am toast.  I will offer you A. Jones
>>> for Middlebrooks.
>>>
>>> What do you think?
>>>
>>> Your pal,
>>>
>>> -- KR
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tuesday, April 24, 2012, Jeffrey Winick wrote:
>>>
>>>> Brad Lee,
>>>>
>>>> You beat me to it. Mr. Middlebrooks definitely looks like a future star.
>>>>
>>>> But why the focus on Mr. B?  Sure he screwed up by keeping Morel. Sure
>>>> he flubbed by letting me steal Peavy and Rich steal Middlebrooks.  And
>>>> there can be little doubt that he blew it by passing on the opportunity to
>>>> trade for Austin Jackson and a couple of cheap beans for the now hobbled
>>>> Brett Gardner. But why focus on the past. Surely he's suffering enough,
>>>> right.
>>>>
>>>> Jeff
>>>>
>>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>>>
>>>> On Apr 24, 2012, at 10:19 AM, "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > ITEM (from Baseball America)
>>>> >
>>>> > BOS AAA Middlebrooks, Will 3B 2 1 1 3 .371 HR (8), BB (5); On an
>>>> insane tear, HR in 5 of last 6 G
>>>> >
>>>> > WINNER
>>>> > Riptorns. Early season trade acquisition of $1 power hitting prospect
>>>> bodes well for a team that is BUILT TO LAST.
>>>> >
>>>> > LOSER
>>>> > Bombers. Retained Brent Morel instead of Jake Peavy, sat stunned as
>>>> Red Hots bought young Will for a mere one dollar and now must watch team's
>>>> WALLS COME CRUMBLIN' DOWN.
>>>> >
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