[USML Announce] K-9 Show No Young Love

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
Tigers outfielder Delmon Young was arrested early Friday morning after he
allegedly assaulted a man in front of a New York City hotel. He will be
charged with aggravated harassment, a charge that could be escalated to a
hate crime, a New York Police Department spokesman told MLB.com.
*LOSER*
Klein-Nine catch no break as daily catastrophes mount and leave hopeless
team *BEGGING FOR MERCY*
*WINNER*
Nukes. Dirks takes over for incarcerated Young, and jump starts a team
that's *READY TO FIRE.*
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