[USML Announce] Grading The In-Season Dump Deals

Andrew Klein anrklein at gmail.com
Tue Aug 7 16:50:08 EDT 2012


Professor Jansen and Brother Blocker,

Somehow the list got cut off at the top 30 on my message.  What happened 
to Xander Boaaerts?  Nick Franklin?  Anthony Gose?  Hak-Ju Lee?  I 
recall that these young men were once part of the foundation -- or was 
that part of the anchor? -- of a proud USML franchise.

Humbly,

-Andy


On 8/7/12 11:17 AM, Brad Jansen wrote:
> Brother Blocker, I don't remember calling on you. Before I take you to 
> the principal's office for your daily paddle let me remind the 
> class: If any of you think a KC minor league pitcher who ranks #29 on 
> BA's mid-season list is a "prospect,"  you will be sent to the school 
> nurse to be tested for drugs and alcohol.
> Brother Fruit: That was an outstanding pun. I am glad to see someone 
> around here shows a little initiative. Please submit an application to 
> serve as my teaching assistant next semester.
>
>
> On Tue, Aug 7, 2012 at 10:00 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com 
> <mailto:mblocker at sidley.com>> wrote:
>
>     Still is.  Here is the email Brad sent seven days ago:
>
>     Guys, here it is and Dylan Bundy retains the top slot--who cares
>     if his contract is running--he'll be worth $5 and far more next
>     season as a Riptorns' anchor.  Jeffrey, feel free to comment about
>     all the stars on your roster that you're trying to trade....
>
>     1. Dylan Bundy, rhp, Orioles
>     2. Jurickson Profar, ss, Rangers
>     3. Wil Myers, of, Royals
>     4. Taijuan Walker, rhp, Mariners
>     5. Danny Hultzen, lhp, Mariners
>     6. Gerrit Cole, rhp, Pirates
>     7. Tyler Skaggs, lhp, Diamondbacks
>     8. Jose Fernandez, rhp, Marlins
>     9. Manny Machado, ss, Orioles
>     10. Zack Wheeler, rhp, Mets
>     11. Mike Olt, 3b, Rangers
>     12. Nick Castellanos, 3B, Tigers
>     13. Matt Barnes, rhp, Red Sox
>     14. Francisco Lindor, ss, Indians
>     15. Jameson Taillon, rhp, Pirates
>     16. Archie Bradley, rhp, Diamondbacks
>     17. Nolan Arenado, 3b, Rockies
>     18. Oscar Taveras, of, Cardinals
>     19. Travis D'Arnaud, c, Blue Jays
>     20. Shelby Miller, rhp, Cardinals
>     21. Christian Yelich, of, Marlins
>     22. Miguel Sano, 3b, Twins
>     23. Jonathan Singleton, 1b, Astros
>     24. Julio Teheran, rhp, Braves
>     25. Javier Baez, ss, Cubs
>     26. Carlos Martinez, rhp, Cardinals
>     27. Billy Hamilton, ss, Reds
>     28. Mason Williams, of, Yankees
>     29. Jake Odorizzi, rhp, Royals
>     30. Gary Sanchez, c, Yankees
>
>
>
>
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