[USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
OAKLAND, Calif. -- Former Cy Young Award winner Bartolo
Colon<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/3602/bartolo-colon>of the
Oakland
Athletics <http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/oak/oakland-athletics> was
suspended for 50 games Wednesday after testing positive for testosterone.
*LOSER*
Lake Michigan Calamari. Team's pitching anchor's demise weighs heavily on
listless squad as it's* TIME TO REEL IT IN.*
*WINNER*
Bombers. Colon's departure creates possible open roster slot for resurgent
Eric Sogard as team prepares to *THROW ITS LINE AGAIN.  *
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