[USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon

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No wonder that fat piece of crap had resembled an actual pitcher at times.  Mystery solved.



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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Sent: Wed, Aug 22, 2012 1:43 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Calamari Cleanses Colon


ITEM
OAKLAND, Calif. -- Former Cy Young Award winner Bartolo Colon of the Oakland Athletics was suspended for 50 games Wednesday after testing positive for testosterone.
LOSER
Lake Michigan Calamari. Team's pitching anchor's demise weighs heavily on listless squad as it's TIME TO REEL IT IN.
WINNER
Bombers. Colon's departure creates possible open roster slot for resurgent Eric Sogard as team prepares to THROW ITS LINE AGAIN.  

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