[USML Announce] Happy Birthday to the Commissioner!

Mon Jan 30 14:59:35 EST 2012

Brad:  I appreciate your off-the-cuff responses, but are you even
spending some time in actual evaluation before sending your emails?  No
Jose Valverde at $23?  And as for the Bombers, completely omitting
prized keeper and league discussion-piece Matt Wieters?  

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2012 1:46 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Happy Birthday to the Commissioner!

Brother Richard:

  You will defend the Crown, if not your honor, with this squad of
veterans:

      Willingham -- 8

      Crisp -- 14

      Young -- 22

      League -- 4, but you will extend

      Price -- 15

      Snider -- 10

      Verlander-32

      Niemann-16

In other words, you are ready to go all in.

On Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 1:12 PM, Richard Robbins <rerobbins at itinker.net>
wrote:

Hey Brad, 

Are the Red-Hots going to retain anyone?

-- KR 

On Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:08 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
wrote:

Sorry, I meant damage not dame.... 

On Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:08 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
wrote:

Jeffrey, the best kind of dame is self-inflicted. Don't worry. I'm not
done yet.

On Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 11:02 AM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com>
wrote:

Damn - I always forget that Mr. B was a child prodigy and advanced to
the highest levels of Sidley at an early age.  48, huh?  So far, 48 has
been a great year for yours truly.  I hope it is terrific for you as
well.

Hard to argue with your conclusion that the offseason hurt the Bombers
the most, but that's only if you don't count Brad Lee's self inflicted
damage.

Jeff 

-----Original Message-----
From: Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at Sidley.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Mon, Jan 30, 2012 10:43 am
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Happy Birthday to the Commissioner!

Thanks. Neither 50 nor 49, and well, let's just leave it at that.  If
curious, I am celebrating in my usual fashion:  by working.  Will use
any birthday money to buy The Winick Mag.

Question for Brad:  were the Bombers the USML team most damaged by
real-world offseason moves (loss of Melky Cabrera and Trevor Cahill to
NL)?

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Jeffrey Winick
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2012 9:46 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Happy Birthday to the Commissioner!

Regardless of his chronological age, our fearless mountain climbing
commissioner is no doubt the fittest of us all.  Happy Birthday, Mr. B!
If, in fact, this is F-1, I say celebrate with abandon.  Next year is
sure to feel a little different.

In answer to your question, Professor, I am informed that the magazine,
pixilated image and all, will be on the stands by early next week.

That is all.

Jeff

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Andy Klein
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2012 8:01 AM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Happy Birthday to the Commissioner!

Birthday greetings to our erstwhile Commissioner.  Am I correct that
we're just shy of the big 5-0?

Now, back to business.

1.  Where is the Winick Magazine?  I need to begin my prep, and gazing
at Jeff's pixilated image is key part of getting started.

2.  Brad -- why the hell haven't you circulated retention rosters yet?
It's almost February.  Please get to work.

That is all.

-Andy

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