[USML Announce] USML Week In Review; Pyrotechnics Edition

[Dennis Adams]

AFV still crushing it in batting average though.  To those in contention,
Cano is not only absolutely en fuego at the moment, but also available.

On Mon, Jul 2, 2012 at 12:01 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> *FLAMING BRATS: *Team knows its offense in trouble when it's only 5
> homers ahead of the Riptorns. Can this team survive the  *NUKES' FALLOUT
> ZONE*?
>
> *NUKES: *Offense in gear, but with better nos. in ERA/WHIP Nukes could
> overwhelm opposition with their *ATOMIC PATTERN*.*  *
> **
> *BERLINERS: *Team resorts to bragging about Plouffe as championship
> expectations have fallen *LIKE A BRICK*.
>
> *MIGHTY RED HOTS: *Can't catch Berliners without a deal, but team content
> to *HANGFIRE*.
>
> *HOOSIER DADDIES: *Longoria resumes baseball activities--can team make a
> run or is owner simply fighting a *BATTLE IN THE CLOUDS? *
> **
> *KLEIN NINE: *In light of team's disastrous BA and ERA, any place other
> than last is cause for a *CELEBRATION ROLL.*
> **
> *LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Konerko cannot lift team from offensive
> doldrums as hopes for Damon *SHORT CIRCUIT*.
>
> *ANGRY YOUNG MEN:* With Capps losing closer gig to rising Riptorn star
> Jared Burton, this team is ready to *DETONATE.*
> **
> *BLOCK's BOMBERS: *Owner brags about Reddick while rest of roster *ONE
> BIG MISFIRE*.
>
> *RIPTORNS: *Team quietly stores its fireworks of talent as it readies
> itself for next season's *BARRAGE.*
> **
> *ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: *Owner wraps himself in cloak of melancholia over
> old baseball games as team remains *BOTTOM-FUSED.*
>
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-- 
Dennis F. Adams III
Candidate, Juris Doctor 2013
Northwestern University School of Law
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