[USML Announce] This Hoes Drips With Talent-- JHW's Instant Trade Analysis

[Brad Jansen]

As Jeffrey Winick watches the Tigers demonstrate to the White Sox that
acquiring Brett Myers is a meaningless gesture as the Tigers prepare to
steamroll their way to the Central Division title, he was able to set down
his Bordeaux for a moment to reflect on the latest USML blockbuster:
  "Clearly Rich coveted L.J. Hoes. Otherwise this deal makes little sense.
Cain is keeping the OF warm for Wil Myers and Dustin Ackley makes Jerry
Dybzinski look like Ty Cobb. McCarthy spends more time on the DL than in
the locker room, where's he often spotted on the trainer's table grasping
his shoulder.
  "But Hoes--that's the story here. This rising Orioles superstar has
belted 4 home runs this year and recently was promoted to Triple-A. At
worst, he will caddy for Adam Jones and that's not a  bad thing. Rich also
likes the youngster's car tires.
  "In any event, it's a great trade for the AYM. Can the knock doen the
Nukes or Brats or Berliners? Doubtful. OK, back to the game--the one on TV,
that is...."



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Commissioner <Commissioner.j4jv9mj31nqt at onroto.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 21, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Subject: Trade processed in USML Rotisserie Baseball League
To: bljansen at gmail.com


The following trade has been inserted, effective 07.22:

Mighty Red-Hots gets:
Dustin Ackley Sea from Angry Young Men

L.J. Hoes Bal from Angry Young Men

Mariano Rivera NYY from Angry Young Men

Lorenzo Cain KC from Angry Young Men

Brandon McCarthy Oak from Angry Young Men

Marlon Byrd FA from Angry Young Men

Kurt Suzuki Oak from Angry Young Men

Angry Young Men gets:
Kelly Shoppach Bos from Mighty Red-Hots

Dustin Pedroia Bos from Mighty Red-Hots

Jon Lester Bos from Mighty Red-Hots

Coco Crisp Oak from Mighty Red-Hots

Erick Aybar LAA from Mighty Red-Hots



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