[USML Announce] This Hoes Drips With Talent-- JHW's Instant Trade Analysis

[Richard Robbins]

Actually, it's the all risk deal.  A bunch of guys performing at less than
expected levels who might revert to norm, or not, for a collection of guys
with various question marks who might have value next year, or not.

But I'm told that Kurt Suzuki has some sweet wheels. The club house guy
takes good care of them.

-- KR

On Saturday, July 21, 2012, Brad Jansen wrote:

> As Jeffrey Winick watches the Tigers demonstrate to the White Sox that
> acquiring Brett Myers is a meaningless gesture as the Tigers prepare to
> steamroll their way to the Central Division title, he was able to set down
> his Bordeaux for a moment to reflect on the latest USML blockbuster:
>   "Clearly Rich coveted L.J. Hoes. Otherwise this deal makes little sense.
> Cain is keeping the OF warm for Wil Myers and Dustin Ackley makes Jerry
> Dybzinski look like Ty Cobb. McCarthy spends more time on the DL than in
> the locker room, where's he often spotted on the trainer's table grasping
> his shoulder.
>   "But Hoes--that's the story here. This rising Orioles superstar has
> belted 4 home runs this year and recently was promoted to Triple-A. At
> worst, he will caddy for Adam Jones and that's not a  bad thing. Rich also
> likes the youngster's car tires.
>   "In any event, it's a great trade for the AYM. Can the knock doen the
> Nukes or Brats or Berliners? Doubtful. OK, back to the game--the one on TV,
> that is...."
>
>
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Commissioner <Commissioner.j4jv9mj31nqt at onroto.com<javascript:_e({}, 'cvml', 'Commissioner.j4jv9mj31nqt at onroto.com');>
> >
> Date: Sat, Jul 21, 2012 at 9:25 AM
> Subject: Trade processed in USML Rotisserie Baseball League
> To: bljansen at gmail.com <javascript:_e({}, 'cvml', 'bljansen at gmail.com');>
>
>
> The following trade has been inserted, effective 07.22:
>
> Mighty Red-Hots gets:
> Dustin Ackley Sea from Angry Young Men
>
> L.J. Hoes Bal from Angry Young Men
>
> Mariano Rivera NYY from Angry Young Men
>
> Lorenzo Cain KC from Angry Young Men
>
> Brandon McCarthy Oak from Angry Young Men
>
> Marlon Byrd FA from Angry Young Men
>
> Kurt Suzuki Oak from Angry Young Men
>
> Angry Young Men gets:
> Kelly Shoppach Bos from Mighty Red-Hots
>
> Dustin Pedroia Bos from Mighty Red-Hots
>
> Jon Lester Bos from Mighty Red-Hots
>
> Coco Crisp Oak from Mighty Red-Hots
>
> Erick Aybar LAA from Mighty Red-Hots
>
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