[USML Announce] Soria Woes Could Mean Dutch Treat For Bombers

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
Joakim Soria is concerned about the elbow soreness that forced him to exit
Sunday's game.
 "Oh, yeah, I'm worried," he said.

*LOSER
*Hoosier Daddies' $23 investment in Soria is sunk costs, as the twirler is
likely done for season. Daddies' pennant hopes *SINK LIKE TITANTIC*.

*WINNER
*Bombers just may have a new closer in Greg Holland, and this good fortune
might mean this team ia about to *CUT AND RUN.
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