[USML Announce] Lonnie's Wood Not Swinging Just Yet

[Brad Jansen]

Dear Jim:
    I am surprised by the tone of your email.
   To my knowledge, you are the first owner who has taken issue with the
objectivity and accuracy of my journalism. I pride myself on sticking to
the facts (unlike certain of my imitators) and "telling it like it is," as
we elders like to say.
  My imitators copy my style to advance their own agenda, i.e. trying to
make trades that only benefit them. My agenda is to distill the latest
"hot" baseball news in a short, entertaining and accurate post because I
know how very busy all of you are, with the exception of Student Adams.
   In any event, I take your criticism to heart and assure you that I shall
continue to apply the highest standards of sports journalism to my work
product.
Sincerely,
Brad Lee

On Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 5:11 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at gmail.com> wrote:

> So if one of your players is named starter its good for the Rips and bad
> for the team with the competing player and now if one of your players isn't
> good enough to make the starting lineup of a crappy team, it's good news
> for  the Rips and bad news for the team with the better player.
>
> Sounds to me like you would be well suited by a change to another segment
> of the transportation industry -used car salesman!
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Mar 27, 2012, at 4:44 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> *ITEM
> *GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- The Indians revealed their choice for third base on
> Tuesday, when the club optioned prospect Lonnie Chisenhall to Triple-A
> Columbus. That move signaled that Jack Hannahan is in the plans as
> Cleveland's Opening Day third baseman.
>
> *WINNER
> *Riptorns. Roster depth means team can wait for Indians' top slugging
> prospect to perfect his stroke in the comfort of Columbus and prepare
> himself for a huge second-half as this team's *FORTUNES RISE.
>
> LOSER
> *Calamari. Tempted to activate Hannahan in place of any number of
> non-performers, this team will get fried by his low BA and meager run
> production as team's *FORTUNES SAG. *
>
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