[USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy

[Richard Robbins]

Still wondering what Eva has to do with this.  Then again, I just like
thinking about her.

On Tue, May 1, 2012 at 2:50 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Rick,
>
> I thought it was only Brad that could send out such extraordinarily
> counter-intuitive emails.  I was wrong.  If you really think that losing
> Longoria and Olivo puts you in a stronger position to come after me, all I
> can say is "bring it" (Picture Neo in The Matrix).
>
> But don't lose sight of the most important consequence of Olivo's injury.
>  This now guarantees that wonderkind Mr. Montero will qualify as a catcher
> next year.  Given the struggles of Balfour and Danks, it would now appear
> that the young Mr. Adams was prescient in declaring my trade with Brad Lee
> to be a disaster.....for me.
>
> That is all.
>
> Jeff
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: rickgam <rickgam at comcast.net>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, May 1, 2012 1:39 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy
>
>
>
> Greetings;
>
> ITEM 1:
> Rays third baseman Evan Longoria could miss six-to-eight weeks, according
> to a report by the Tampa Bay Times' Marc Topkin.
>
> Longoria has a hamstring issue, according to the report, and the team is
> still "sorting through options" to replace him.
>
> ITEM 2:
> The Mariners are expected to put catcher Miguel Olivo on the disabled list
> after suffering a groin injury on Monday night at Tampa Bay.
>
> Olivo got his foot caught on the Tropicana Field turn as he fielded a
> nubber by B.J. Upton with one out in the ninth inning, resulting in a groin
> injury.
>
> "I tried to be aggressive, the way I am, and make that play at first base.
> My leg stuck in the grass and I felt a pop in my groin," Olivo told Geoff
> Baker of the Seattle Times. "I know that feeling. I know my body. I have to
> be honest with myself. I know it's not going to be easy. It's hurting and
> real painful."
>
> Olivo missed three weeks last spring after suffering a groin injury, but
> said Monday's was worse.
>
> WINNER:
>    Hoosier Daddies.  Soria, Bailey, Olivo, Eva ....... Alright roto gods,
> whose Cheerios did I piss in?  Nevertheless, with my plethora of exciting
> keepers, this opens up the gates to wheel & deal and put some fear
> into Winick.  That's right, the H.D.s are still playing for 2012!
>
> LOSERS:
>     Anyone who waits until June 1, when the minor leaguers can be dealt.
>
>   Y'all know where to find me,
>      Rick
>
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