[USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy

[rickgam at comcast.net]

You know, Eva, Evan - Uma, Oprah. Hey, I'm still woozy from my operation. Cut me some slack, man. 
Rick 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Richard Robbins" <rerobbins at itinker.net> 
To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net> 
Sent: Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:16:58 PM 
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy 

Still wondering what Eva has to do with this. Then again, I just like thinking about her. 


On Tue, May 1, 2012 at 2:50 PM, Jeffrey Winick < jhwinick at aol.com > wrote: 


Rick, 

I thought it was only Brad that could send out such extraordinarily counter-intuitive emails. I was wrong. If you really think that losing Longoria and Olivo puts you in a stronger position to come after me, all I can say is "bring it" (Picture Neo in The Matrix). 

But don't lose sight of the most important consequence of Olivo's injury. This now guarantees that wonderkind Mr. Montero will qualify as a catcher next year. Given the struggles of Balfour and Danks, it would now appear that the young Mr. Adams was prescient in declaring my trade with Brad Lee to be a disaster.....for me. 

That is all. 

Jeff 


-----Original Message----- 
From: rickgam < rickgam at comcast.net > 
To: USML Announcements < announce at usml.net > 
Sent: Tue, May 1, 2012 1:39 pm 
Subject: [USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy 



Greetings; 

ITEM 1: 
Rays third baseman Evan Longoria could miss six-to-eight weeks, according to a report by the Tampa Bay Times' Marc Topkin. 

Longoria has a hamstring issue, according to the report, and the team is still "sorting through options" to replace him. 

ITEM 2: 
The Mariners are expected to put catcher Miguel Olivo on the disabled list after suffering a groin injury on Monday night at Tampa Bay. 

Olivo got his foot caught on the Tropicana Field turn as he fielded a nubber by B.J. Upton with one out in the ninth inning, resulting in a groin injury. 

"I tried to be aggressive, the way I am, and make that play at first base. My leg stuck in the grass and I felt a pop in my groin," Olivo told Geoff Baker of the Seattle Times. "I know that feeling. I know my body. I have to be honest with myself. I know it's not going to be easy. It's hurting and real painful." 

Olivo missed three weeks last spring after suffering a groin injury, but said Monday's was worse. 

WINNER: 
Hoosier Daddies. Soria, Bailey, Olivo, Eva ....... Alright roto gods, whose Cheerios did I piss in? Nevertheless, with my plethora of exciting keepers, this opens up the gates to wheel & deal and put some fear into Winick. That's right, the H.D.s are still playing for 2012! 

LOSERS: 
Anyone who waits until June 1, when the minor leaguers can be dealt. 

Y'all know where to find me, 
Rick 


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