[USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy

[Richard Robbins]

I loved the whole Uma/Oprah thing.

On Tue, May 1, 2012 at 4:38 PM, <rickgam at comcast.net> wrote:

>     You know, Eva, Evan - Uma, Oprah.  Hey, I'm still woozy from my
> operation.  Cut me some slack, man.
>   Rick
>
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> *From: *"Richard Robbins" <rerobbins at itinker.net>
> *To: *"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> *Sent: *Tuesday, May 1, 2012 3:16:58 PM
> *Subject: *Re: [USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy
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>
> Still wondering what Eva has to do with this.  Then again, I just like
> thinking about her.
>
> On Tue, May 1, 2012 at 2:50 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
>
>> Rick,
>>
>> I thought it was only Brad that could send out such extraordinarily
>> counter-intuitive emails.  I was wrong.  If you really think that losing
>> Longoria and Olivo puts you in a stronger position to come after me, all I
>> can say is "bring it" (Picture Neo in The Matrix).
>>
>> But don't lose sight of the most important consequence of Olivo's injury.
>>  This now guarantees that wonderkind Mr. Montero will qualify as a catcher
>> next year.  Given the struggles of Balfour and Danks, it would now appear
>> that the young Mr. Adams was prescient in declaring my trade with Brad Lee
>> to be a disaster.....for me.
>>
>> That is all.
>>
>> Jeff
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: rickgam <rickgam at comcast.net>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Tue, May 1, 2012 1:39 pm
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Eva Longoria & Miggy
>>
>>
>>
>> Greetings;
>>
>> ITEM 1:
>> Rays third baseman Evan Longoria could miss six-to-eight weeks, according
>> to a report by the Tampa Bay Times' Marc Topkin.
>>
>> Longoria has a hamstring issue, according to the report, and the team is
>> still "sorting through options" to replace him.
>>
>> ITEM 2:
>> The Mariners are expected to put catcher Miguel Olivo on the disabled
>> list after suffering a groin injury on Monday night at Tampa Bay.
>>
>> Olivo got his foot caught on the Tropicana Field turn as he fielded a
>> nubber by B.J. Upton with one out in the ninth inning, resulting in a groin
>> injury.
>>
>> "I tried to be aggressive, the way I am, and make that play at first
>> base. My leg stuck in the grass and I felt a pop in my groin," Olivo told
>> Geoff Baker of the Seattle Times. "I know that feeling. I know my body. I
>> have to be honest with myself. I know it's not going to be easy. It's
>> hurting and real painful."
>>
>> Olivo missed three weeks last spring after suffering a groin injury, but
>> said Monday's was worse.
>>
>> WINNER:
>>    Hoosier Daddies.  Soria, Bailey, Olivo, Eva ....... Alright roto gods,
>> whose Cheerios did I piss in?  Nevertheless, with my plethora of exciting
>> keepers, this opens up the gates to wheel & deal and put some fear
>> into Winick.  That's right, the H.D.s are still playing for 2012!
>>
>> LOSERS:
>>     Anyone who waits until June 1, when the minor leaguers can be dealt.
>>
>>   Y'all know where to find me,
>>      Rick
>>
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