[USML Announce] Berliners Don't Feliz So Well

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

Good fortune finally ran out on the Texas
Rangers<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/tex/texas-rangers>as
starting pitcher Neftali
Feliz <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30149/neftali-feliz> has been
placed on the 15-day disabled list with right elbow inflammation.

The right-handed Feliz was scheduled to start Wednesday's series finale in
Seattle and the Rangers have not named a replacement, though long
reliever Scott
Feldman <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/6384/scott-feldman> is the
likely candidate.

*LOSER*

Berliners. Will free fall from first with Feliz out for season unless team
can pry Verlander from Red Hots. Until or unless that happens, *
IT's CURTAINS.*

*WINNER*

F-Brats. Team does not have to get better; Berliners just have to keep
getting a little worse. For now*, IT's SHOWTIME!  *
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