[USML Announce] Searching For Gems in Berliners' Rockpile of a Roster

[Brad Jansen]

Sir Jeffrey:
   Nice peacock strut.
   For those owners who are short on the time it will take them to identify
the "best stuff" on your team to acquire via a lop-sided dump deal, I have
assembled the info for them:
     Eric Hosmer: .177 BA in 158 AB; heading to minors
     Austin Jackson: Up to 29 Ks as regresses to old ways, DL-bound, may
never be SB threat again
      Ivan Nova: 5.69 ERA/1.65 WHIP
      Matt Moore: stats too terrifying to post; brutal tour through
baseball's toughest division reminds us he's no Dylan Bundy
       Grant Balfour: "future closer," blah blah blah

If anyone has questions or requires additional information, please feel
free to email me.
--Brother Brad
On Tue, May 22, 2012 at 8:47 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Another player traded to me by Brad Lee that bites the dust.  Rest assured
> it's all part of the evil genius's grand plan.  But look a little closer
> Mr. Jansen.  The Berliners roster was built to deal with contingencies such
> as this.  Mr. Getz will be replaced and the Berliners will be fielding a
> full offensive squad come Sunday.  No middle infielders needed.  And that
> light hitting third baseman from Boston - he hit a home run tonight in his
> first game back.  Check the standings oh ye bearer of doom.
>
> But the Berliners are prepared to put this nonsense to rest and lock down
> the Damon.  To all of you who have some interest in building up your teams
> for next year, you know where to find me.  First one in line gets the best
> stuff.
>
> That is all.
>
> Jeff
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, May 22, 2012 6:19 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Berliners Getz More Bad News
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>  ITEM
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> NEW YORK -- Needing pitching depth, the Royals called up left-hander Will
> Smith from Triple-A Omaha on Tuesday. At the same time, they placed second
> baseman Chris Getz on the 15-day disabled list with a left ribcage
> contusion, an injury he aggravated during Monday night's 6-0 victory over
> the Yankees. The move gives the Royals a 13-man pitching staff.
> LOSER
> Berliners. Return of lighthitting Youkilis to threadbare offense of little
> moment with speedster Getz on DL with no reserve MI on call as this team is
> DOWN FOR THE COUNT.
> WINNER
> Bombers. Plenty of time to convince Berliners to take a try on Sogard
> as Bombers HAVE BERLINERS' NUMBER.
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