[USML Announce] USML Week In Review, Memorial Day Edition

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If he's from Northbrook and seems to be gone for long periods of time we might have a story there ...... 

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From: "Dennis Adams" <dadams17 at gmail.com> 
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Theres an attorney at my firm named jason kipnis. I found that pretty awesome today. 
On May 31, 2012 11:34 AM, "Brad Jansen" < bljansen at gmail.com > wrote: 



Sorry, chaps. I'm a few days late and several dollars short, but nevertheless it is time to see where things stand: 

FLAMING BRATS: With Pujols afire and Cespedes due back, the league's best team prepares to soar WHERE EAGLES DARE. 

NUKES: Few saves, fewer stolen bases, but this team beats with a BRAVEHEART. 

BERLINERS: Can ill afford another trade of proven rookies for high-risk veterans or its fading dream of a money finish will be GONE WITH THE WIND. 

LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: Failure to bolster flagging offense dooms team to kamikaze mission as it's TORA! TORA! TORA! TIME. 

HOOSIER DADDIES: Weaver shelved, Hafner done, Raburn sent packing...team's dream of money finish is but A GRAND ILLUSION. 

KLEIN NINE: What was that? A Rasmus home run?? Can Sale lead this team down the PATHS OF GLORY? 

ANGRY YOUNG MEN : First McCarthy, now Fister. For the AYM, it's APOCALYPSE NOW . 

BLOCK'S BOMBERS: Faul replaces Morel...looking for thrills on this team is like sitting through THE LONGEST DAY . 

MIGHTY RED HOTS: As last year's champions plunge into the chasm, it's time its comatose owner wears the FULL METAL JACKET . 

RIPTORNS: With youngsters Trout, Middlebrooks, Montero and Moustakas leading the way, this team looks forward to the BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES . 

ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: No takers for Cano? Or Crash and Burn Davis? For now, IT'S ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. 
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