[USML Announce] USML Week In Review, Memorial Day Edition

Dennis Adams dadams17 at gmail.com
Thu May 31 22:09:26 EDT 2012


Theres an attorney at my firm named jason kipnis. I found that pretty
awesome today.
On May 31, 2012 11:34 AM, "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> Sorry, chaps. I'm a few days late and several dollars short, but
> nevertheless it is time to see where things stand:
>
> *FLAMING BRATS: *With* *Pujols afire and Cespedes due back, the league's
> best team prepares to soar *WHERE EAGLES DARE.*
> **
> *NUKES: *Few saves, fewer stolen bases, but this team beats with a *
> BRAVEHEART.*
> **
> *BERLINERS: *Can ill afford another trade of proven rookies for high-risk
> veterans or its fading dream of a money finish will be *GONE WITH THE
> WIND.*
> **
> *LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Failure to bolster flagging offense dooms team
> to kamikaze mission as it's *TORA! TORA! TORA! TIME.*
> **
> *HOOSIER DADDIES: *Weaver shelved, Hafner done, Raburn sent
> packing...team's dream of money finish is but *A GRAND ILLUSION.*
>
> *KLEIN NINE: *What was that? A Rasmus home run?? Can Sale lead this team
> down *the PATHS OF GLORY?*
> **
> *ANGRY YOUNG MEN*: First McCarthy, now Fister. For the AYM, it's *APOCALYPSE
> NOW*.
>
> *BLOCK'S BOMBERS: *Faul replaces Morel...looking for thrills on this team
> is like sitting through *THE LONGEST DAY*.
>
> *MIGHTY RED HOTS: *As last year's champions plunge into the chasm, it's
> time its comatose owner wears the *FULL METAL JACKET*.
>
> *RIPTORNS: *With youngsters Trout, Middlebrooks, Montero and Moustakas
> leading the way, this team looks forward to the *BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES*.
>
> *ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: *No takers for Cano? Or Crash and Burn Davis? For
> now, *IT'S ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. *
>
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