[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition

[Brad Jansen]

The Riptorns are tired of being treated like North Korea. We have and will
use our warheads. Troops of our cheap keepers are amassed at the borders of
the 8th and 7th place parallels. They are prepared to  advance and lead the
Rips to glorious victory. Winick, I hereby void all trade agreements, pacts
and treaties between the Berliners and Riptorns. If you care about your
team, it's best you surrender Scherzer to me immediately.

--BLJ,
  High Commander

On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 7:08 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>wrote:

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> I guess he did not want to dump to the team in first place.
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> -----Original Message-----
> *From: *springkerb at aol.com [springkerb at aol.com]
> *Sent: *Thursday, April 04, 2013 10:37 PM Central Standard Time
> *To: *announce at usml.net
> *Subject: *Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition
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> Blocker was trying to get Brad to dump to him, but I beat him to it.
> Rich and Jeff--you are soooooo toast.  I'm comin' after you.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Thu, Apr 4, 2013 5:32 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition
>
> The Riptorns and Nukes are pleased to announce the following transaction,
> all of which is in accord with the USML Constitution and the Boundaries of
> Good Taste:
>
> The Riptorns trade Aaron Hicks and Carlos Carrasco to the Nukes.
> The Nukes trade Matt Joyce and Grant Balfour to the Riptorns.
>
> Andy, if your SP is so deep that you can afford to keep studs like Ubaldo
> and Humber on your reserve roster, we need to talk.
>
> That is all.
>
> --Brother Brad Lee
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