[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition

[Brad Jansen]

Dear Oppressor:
  I suggest you advise your trade representatives to leave my property. I
no longer can guaranty their or your safety.
Brad Well Hung Jun Jansen

On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 10:30 AM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Dear Brad Jung Un,
>
>  Your declaration of war is about as credible as that of your cousin.
>  Jennings is, and will remain, a Berliner.  He's much happier now that he's
> escaped the evil empire.  Your chances of glorious victory are roughly akin
> to those of the North Koreans - none.  But do keep on playing with your
> warhead if it makes you happy.  I'd just ask that you do it behind a closed
> door and please don't tell us about it.
>
>  Jeff
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Fri, Apr 5, 2013 8:57 am
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition
>
>  The Riptorns are tired of being treated like North Korea. We have and
> will use our warheads. Troops of our cheap keepers are amassed at the
> borders of the 8th and 7th place parallels. They are prepared to  advance
> and lead the Rips to glorious victory. Winick, I hereby void all trade
> agreements, pacts and treaties between the Berliners and Riptorns. If you
> care about your team, it's best you surrender Scherzer to me immediately.
>
>  --BLJ,
>   High Commander
>
> On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 7:08 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>wrote:
>
>> **
>>  I guess he did not want to dump to the team in first place.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> *From: *springkerb at aol.com [springkerb at aol.com]
>> *Sent: *Thursday, April 04, 2013 10:37 PM Central Standard Time
>> *To: *announce at usml.net
>> *Subject: *Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition
>>
>> Blocker was trying to get Brad to dump to him, but I beat him to it.
>> Rich and Jeff--you are soooooo toast.  I'm comin' after you.
>>
>>
>>
>>  -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Thu, Apr 4, 2013 5:32 pm
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Deal: Rips-Nukes Edition
>>
>>  The Riptorns and Nukes are pleased to announce the following
>> transaction, all of which is in accord with the USML Constitution and the
>> Boundaries of Good Taste:
>>
>>  The Riptorns trade Aaron Hicks and Carlos Carrasco to the Nukes.
>> The Nukes trade Matt Joyce and Grant Balfour to the Riptorns.
>>
>>  Andy, if your SP is so deep that you can afford to keep studs like
>> Ubaldo and Humber on your reserve roster, we need to talk.
>>
>>  That is all.
>>
>>  --Brother Brad Lee
>>
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