[USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Actually, I suggest we end the season today, because I just don't things
could ever be going better for the Bombers.  A small recap:

 

1.  Preseason:  Brad confers "contender" status on my team.

 

2.  Draft:  Jeff W. praises my draft as "not awful."

 

3.  First week:  I am in first place, and the outcome-determinative
Alexi Casilla piece magically clicks into place.

 

How can it get better?

 

  -- Mark B.

 

P.S. Brad:  Thanks for all of the accolades.  I'd thank you by phone,
but you seem not be able to return my calls, so this public shout-out
will have to do.

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Friday, April 05, 2013 1:27 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian

 

ITEM

BALTIMORE -- Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts will be sidelined 3-4
weeks with a ruptured tendon behind his right knee.

 

LOSER

Klein 9. Team's foolish belief that Roberts could stay healthy for even
longer than a work week leaves team LIMPING OUT OF THE GATE. 

 

WINNER

Block's Bombers. Evil genius owner's $1 purchase of Alexi Casilla all
but assures team's hold on first as team IS READY TO BARNSTORM.  


 
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