[USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian

[Brad Jansen]

Mark, I'd love to talk to you, but it appears that all you want to discuss
is how my team can dump its talent to you. That is not a discussion I am
prepared to embrace at this time. Now that the Prince has warmed up and
Jayson Nix is about to claim the NY SS gig, it's a matter of when, not if,
the Rips storm the ramparts. Enjoy you brief moment on the shining hill.
It's over.

On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 1:43 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>wrote:

>  Actually, I suggest we end the season today, because I just don’t things
> could ever be going better for the Bombers.  A small recap:****
>
> ** **
>
> 1.  Preseason:  Brad confers “contender” status on my team.****
>
> ** **
>
> 2.  Draft:  Jeff W. praises my draft as “not awful.”****
>
> ** **
>
> 3.  First week:  I am in first place, and the outcome-determinative Alexi
> Casilla piece magically clicks into place.****
>
> ** **
>
> How can it get better?****
>
> ** **
>
>   -- Mark B.****
>
> ** **
>
> P.S. Brad:  Thanks for all of the accolades.  I’d thank you by phone, but
> you seem not be able to return my calls, so this public shout-out will have
> to do.****
>
> ** **
>
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Friday, April 05, 2013 1:27 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] Ain't No Use In Brian****
>
> ** **
>
> *ITEM*****
>
> BALTIMORE -- Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts will be sidelined 3-4
> weeks with a ruptured tendon behind his right knee.****
>
> ** **
>
> *LOSER*****
>
> Klein 9. Team's foolish belief that Roberts could stay healthy for even
> longer than a work week leaves team *LIMPING OUT OF THE GATE. *****
>
> ** **
>
> *WINNER*****
>
> Block's Bombers. Evil genius owner's $1 purchase of Alexi Casilla all but
> assures team's hold on first as team *IS READY TO BARNSTORM*.  ****
>
>
>
>
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