[USML Announce] Winick Will Have To Come Clean On Middlebrooks Story

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

BRADENTON, Fla. -- Boston Red
Sox<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/bos/boston-red-sox>manager John
Farrell said that team hand specialist Dr. Tom Holovacs
examined third baseman Will
Middlebrooks<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/31232/will-middlebrooks>on
Thursday morning and cleared him for all baseball activity.

Middlebrooks, who told Farrell he felt a "zinging sensation" in his wrist
on a checked swing in the first inning Wednesday night and came out of the
game, is scheduled to take batting practice Friday and could play in that
night's game.

*WINNER*

Bob Woodward. Can stop baiting Obama administration for a few weeks and
start monitoring Winick's falsehoods and flim-flam stories.

*LOSER*

Jeffrey Winick. Aging and declining  roto superstar showing early signs of
dementia, likely caused by slapping his forehead whenever thinking of Mike
Trout.
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