[USML Announce] Winick Will Have To Come Clean On Middlebrooks Story

[Jeffrey Winick]

"zinging sensation"


Yep - that's always good news.  No question - the Torns are definitely the big winner on this one.




-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Sent: Thu, Feb 28, 2013 1:19 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Winick Will Have To Come Clean On Middlebrooks Story


ITEM
BRADENTON, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox manager John Farrell said that team hand specialist Dr. Tom Holovacs examined third baseman Will Middlebrooks on Thursday morning and cleared him for all baseball activity.

Middlebrooks, who told Farrell he felt a "zinging sensation" in his wrist on a checked swing in the first inning Wednesday night and came out of the game, is scheduled to take batting practice Friday and could play in that night's game.
WINNER
Bob Woodward. Can stop baiting Obama administration for a few weeks and start monitoring Winick's falsehoods and flim-flam stories.
LOSER
Jeffrey Winick. Aging and declining  roto superstar showing early signs of dementia, likely caused by slapping his forehead whenever thinking of Mike Trout. 





 
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