[USML Announce] Winick Will Have To Come Clean On Middlebrooks Story

[Brad Jansen]

Jeffrey, I for one enjoy zinging sensations. Not sure where your issue lies.
--Brad Lee

On Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 2:53 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> "zinging sensation"
>
>  Yep - that's always good news.  No question - the Torns are definitely
> the big winner on this one.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Thu, Feb 28, 2013 1:19 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Winick Will Have To Come Clean On Middlebrooks
> Story
>
>  *ITEM*
> BRADENTON, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/bos/boston-red-sox>manager John Farrell said that team hand specialist Dr. Tom Holovacs
> examined third baseman Will Middlebrooks<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/31232/will-middlebrooks>on Thursday morning and cleared him for all baseball activity.
>  Middlebrooks, who told Farrell he felt a "zinging sensation" in his
> wrist on a checked swing in the first inning Wednesday night and came out
> of the game, is scheduled to take batting practice Friday and could play in
> that night's game.
> *WINNER*
> Bob Woodward. Can stop baiting Obama administration for a few weeks and
> start monitoring Winick's falsehoods and flim-flam stories.
> *LOSER*
> Jeffrey Winick. Aging and declining  roto superstar showing early signs of
> dementia, likely caused by slapping his forehead whenever thinking of Mike
> Trout.
>
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