[USML Announce] Roster Retention Hot Lists: Free Agent Departures Fry Calamari

[Brad Jansen]

Oops. Wrong column. Hey, I'm an old guy. Cut me some slack. It turns out
that Hamilton and Pena are *not* free agents. And you're right: Jack
Hannahan and Alberto Callaspo are legitimate keeper possibilities; I
encourage you to keep them and others of their ilk as well.

Bring it on, indeed! Does anyone else dare challenge my spot-on analysis of
his reserve roster?

Shabes, are you awake? Where the hell can I get a Keppinger Sox jersey??

Brad Lee Bad Finger

On Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 3:16 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at gmail.com> wrote:

> Brad,
>
> I think all your perceived "stars" on your own roster have blinded you as
> to the potential of my roster. Some players attributed by you to be free
> agents are not and you missed some legit keeper possibilities. But I
> nonetheless welcome your delusions for their entertainment value if not
> their analytical merit.
>
> Bring it on!
>
> Jim
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Jan 3, 2013, at 3:24 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > The LMC's pennant hopes cooled in the hot month of August last year.
> This year the LMC must count on a vigorous draft because the reserve list
> won't fish or cut bait. Top talents like Josh Hamilton, King Felix, Jose
> Bautista, C.J. Wilson, Chris Perez and slugger Carlos Pena depart, leaving
> a potential reserve list that would embarass even the likes of Andy Klein.
> The LMC may gamble on Franklin Gutierrez ($8) and Alexi Ogando ($9) and
> after that it's down to the likes of Jason Vargas ($1) and Charlie Furbush
> ($5), because his name is so gosh darn cute. It's obvious the LMC will have
> plenty 'o bucks to spend at the 2013 draft, so Winick better come prepared
> with the latest software and find seating as far from Kerbs as possible.
> >
> > We are weeks away from the 2013 draft. Get ready or get out.
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