[USML Announce] Hits and Mrs.: I Watched It Since You Don't Have To

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue Jan 15 11:13:47 EST 2013


So this is what happens when there's nothing happening on the mlb network
(is that still on the air ?): Still recovering from the happenings on
Downton Abbey, last night I stumbled upon  the debut of Hits and Mrs., Pete
Rose's "real life" show.  The female lead is not really his Mrs., and I
doubt she ever will be. She has two kids, a girl and a boy; the latter
prefers video games to playing baseball (or doing anything else for that
matter) with the Hit King. I don't know if Pete even has his own place
anymore. All domestic scenes are shot at the fiance's CA home I might add
she's several years younger than Pete and is quite well-endowed. They said
she was a "businesswoman," so I did some research this morning and, yup, as
I figured, that means she's an ex-Playboy model. What she sees in Pete
remains to be seen, unless she really does dig chunky balding guys who wear
track suits and offer pearls of wisdom such as "guys think with their [word
deleted on air]"--heck, in that case, I gotta chance with this babe!
Anyway, it's always fun to watch the humble pie Pete wear caps and
tee-shirts touting himself. At a "baseball camp" taught on some rundown
baseball field, Pete teaches kids to not cry and throw like girls--and all
of them wearing Rose-14 tee shirts. Super cute. My son said even with the
fiance's implants Pete's breasts were still bigger. It's a great family
show and I encourage those of you with children to watch this baseball
legend in his quest to find happiness. I'd hurry, though, because I doubt
this show will last to Spring Training.

Draft well or die!!

Brad Lee Bad Channel
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