[USML Announce] Hits and Mrs.: I Watched It Since You Don't Have To

[Jim Barrett]

I haven't seen the show but once saw Pete Rose signing autographs for money outside a sports memorabilia shop in a Vegas mall. I was not one of the very few that were standing in line.

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On Jan 15, 2013, at 11:13 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> So this is what happens when there's nothing happening on the mlb network (is that still on the air ?): Still recovering from the happenings on Downton Abbey, last night I stumbled upon  the debut of Hits and Mrs., Pete Rose's "real life" show.  The female lead is not really his Mrs., and I doubt she ever will be. She has two kids, a girl and a boy; the latter prefers video games to playing baseball (or doing anything else for that matter) with the Hit King. I don't know if Pete even has his own place anymore. All domestic scenes are shot at the fiance's CA home I might add she's several years younger than Pete and is quite well-endowed. They said she was a "businesswoman," so I did some research this morning and, yup, as I figured, that means she's an ex-Playboy model. What she sees in Pete remains to be seen, unless she really does dig chunky balding guys who wear track suits and offer pearls of wisdom such as "guys think with their [word deleted on air]"--heck, in that case, I gotta chance with this babe! Anyway, it's always fun to watch the humble pie Pete wear caps and tee-shirts touting himself. At a "baseball camp" taught on some rundown baseball field, Pete teaches kids to not cry and throw like girls--and all of them wearing Rose-14 tee shirts. Super cute. My son said even with the fiance's implants Pete's breasts were still bigger. It's a great family show and I encourage those of you with children to watch this baseball legend in his quest to find happiness. I'd hurry, though, because I doubt this show will last to Spring Training.
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