[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--IanIsBelievin'

[Andrew Klein]

I'm totally lost in this conversation.  Does Chief Keef write for Winick's magazine??

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On Jan 21, 2013, at 5:47 PM, "Blocker, Mark B." <mblocker at Sidley.com> wrote:

> Brad:  Chief Keef (Northbrook, IL, by the way) says the deal is “Murda” for the Klein Nine.
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> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
> Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:48 PM
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> I consult with WFF before consummating any act.
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> On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 3:46 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
> Did you consult with Waka Flacka Flame before consummating this deal?
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> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of springkerb at aol.com
> Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:45 PM
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> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian IsBelievin'
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> So, Roberts, Chisenhall and Kinsler will all be available on Draft Day, right?
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> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Jan 21, 2013 3:41 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian Is Believin'
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> The Klein Nine and Riptorns heralded President Obama's second term as President and Lupe Fiasco's antiwar stance by announcing the first trade of 2013. The Riptorns parted company with veteran speedster Brian Still Tryin' Roberts and young slugger Lonnie Chisenhall to acquire noted second sacker Ian Kinsler.
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> "I needed to add a new dimension to my roster, and this deal meets by learning and business objectives," explained Professor Klein. "I already have a fairly substantial chunk of salary dedicated to players like Granderson (25), Alexei Ramirez (24), Edwin Encarnacion (16) and Hector Noesi (10). This move allows to me to  plug some offensive holes with cheap, undervalued talent. I'm all about the former, if not the latter."
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> As for Jansen, "It just felt like the right time. It's always the right time to do a deal. There simply was no place for Chisenhall on my roster and if I had to move Roberts to get  Kinsler, so be it. With Andrus-Kinsler anchoring my MI, I have a keystone combo I always dreamt about, especially after seven Diet Cokes on draft day. Plus, I have a hedge if one or the other gets traded to the NL. Let this deal be a statement to the rest of the USML: this is the year the Rips get serious. Now, Calamari, call me about Profar, please!!"
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