[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--IanIsBelievin'

[Brad Jansen]

No. He is a low-level Chicago rapper who garners publicity by getting
arrested for sporting a handgun in videos and showing up with his posse
(which now includes Mark Blocker, it appears) at north shore realtors
telling them he wants to buy a big house. I expect we'll meet him at
Blocker's next pool party.


On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 5:39 PM, Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> I'm totally lost in this conversation.  Does Chief Keef write for Winick's
> magazine??
>
> Sent from my iPad
>
> On Jan 21, 2013, at 5:47 PM, "Blocker, Mark B." <mblocker at Sidley.com>
> wrote:
>
> Brad:  Chief Keef (Northbrook, IL, by the way) says the deal is “Murda”
> for the Klein Nine.****
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net<announce-bounces at usml.net>]
> *On Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Monday, January 21, 2013 3:48 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of
> 2013--IanIsBelievin'****
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> I consult with WFF before consummating any act.****
>
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> On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 3:46 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>
> wrote:****
>
> Did you consult with Waka Flacka Flame before consummating this deal?****
>
>  ****
>
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *springkerb at aol.com
> *Sent:* Monday, January 21, 2013 3:45 PM
> *To:* announce at usml.net
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian
> IsBelievin'****
>
>  ****
>
> So, Roberts, Chisenhall and Kinsler will all be available on Draft Day,
> right?****
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Jan 21, 2013 3:41 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian Is
> Believin'****
>
> The Klein Nine and Riptorns heralded President Obama's second term as
> President and Lupe Fiasco's antiwar stance by announcing the first trade of
> 2013. The Riptorns parted company with veteran speedster Brian Still Tryin'
> Roberts and young slugger Lonnie Chisenhall to acquire noted second sacker
> Ian Kinsler. ****
>
>  ****
>
> "I needed to add a new dimension to my roster, and this deal meets by
> learning and business objectives," explained Professor Klein. "I already
> have a fairly substantial chunk of salary dedicated to players like
> Granderson (25), Alexei Ramirez (24), Edwin Encarnacion (16) and Hector
> Noesi (10). This move allows to me to  plug some offensive holes with
> cheap, undervalued talent. I'm all about the former, if not the latter."**
> **
>
>  ****
>
> As for Jansen, "It just felt like the right time. It's always the right
> time to do a deal. There simply was no place for Chisenhall on my roster
> and if I had to move Roberts to get  Kinsler, so be it. With Andrus-Kinsler
> anchoring my MI, I have a keystone combo I always dreamt about, especially
> after seven Diet Cokes on draft day. Plus, I have a hedge if one or the
> other gets traded to the NL. Let this deal be a statement to the rest of
> the USML: this is the year the Rips get serious. Now, Calamari, call me
> about Profar, please!!"****
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