[USML Announce] Notice Of Hot Wax Deal: Riptorns Make A Mutually Beneficial and Self-Satisfying Deal

[Brad Jansen]

The Riptorns are pleased to announce that they made a mutually beneficial
deal with themselves, trading Jose Reyes to the Inactive Riptorns in
exchange for Jayson Nix of the Active Riptorns.  "With so many teams having
differing definitions of what makes a trade 'mutually beneficial,' I choose
to take the safe route and trade only with myself," explained Riptorns CEO
Brad Jansen. "I commit to not trading half my team to the other half to get
fledgling rookie pitchers, minor league 'stars*,' mediocre platoon players
or over-hyped past their prime PED abusers. Besides, I like negotiating
with myself. It's really quite pleasing."

That is all, Saul.

*Bryan Buxton excluded.
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