[USML Announce] Notice Of Hot Wax Deal: Riptorns Make A Mutually Beneficial and Self-Satisfying Deal

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon Jul 1 18:20:18 EDT 2013


Not that I ever would doubt the fairness of any deal I engage in, but I do
believe that Myers alone has hit as many home runs as all the guys you
traded me.  He's a masher.



On Mon, Jul 1, 2013 at 5:15 PM, Dennis Adams <dadams17 at gmail.com> wrote:

> I sure think that Wil Myers deal was mutually beneficial.
> On Jul 1, 2013 5:13 PM, "Richard Robbins" <rerobbins at itinker.net> wrote:
>
>> Outrageous.
>>
>> On Monday, July 1, 2013, Brad Jansen wrote:
>>
>>> The Riptorns are pleased to announce that they made a mutually
>>> beneficial deal with themselves, trading Jose Reyes to the Inactive
>>> Riptorns in exchange for Jayson Nix of the Active Riptorns.  "With so many
>>> teams having differing definitions of what makes a trade 'mutually
>>> beneficial,' I choose to take the safe route and trade only with myself,"
>>> explained Riptorns CEO Brad Jansen. "I commit to not trading half my team
>>> to the other half to get fledgling rookie pitchers, minor league 'stars*,'
>>> mediocre platoon players or over-hyped past their prime PED abusers.
>>> Besides, I like negotiating with myself. It's really quite pleasing."
>>>
>>> That is all, Saul.
>>>
>>> *Bryan Buxton excluded.
>>>
>>
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