[USML Announce] Notice Of Hot Wax Deal: Riptorns Make A Mutually Beneficial and Self-Satisfying Deal

[Dennis Adams]

I sure think that Wil Myers deal was mutually beneficial.
On Jul 1, 2013 5:13 PM, "Richard Robbins" <rerobbins at itinker.net> wrote:

> Outrageous.
>
> On Monday, July 1, 2013, Brad Jansen wrote:
>
>> The Riptorns are pleased to announce that they made a mutually beneficial
>> deal with themselves, trading Jose Reyes to the Inactive Riptorns in
>> exchange for Jayson Nix of the Active Riptorns.  "With so many teams having
>> differing definitions of what makes a trade 'mutually beneficial,' I choose
>> to take the safe route and trade only with myself," explained Riptorns CEO
>> Brad Jansen. "I commit to not trading half my team to the other half to get
>> fledgling rookie pitchers, minor league 'stars*,' mediocre platoon players
>> or over-hyped past their prime PED abusers. Besides, I like negotiating
>> with myself. It's really quite pleasing."
>>
>> That is all, Saul.
>>
>> *Bryan Buxton excluded.
>>
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