[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Melky Of Human Kindness Does Not Spoil Berliners

[Brad Jansen]

*Berliners  *Smiling from on high whilst the Red Hots pursue the likes of
Milone, this team enjoys yet another *FLUSH SEASON.*
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*Mighty Red Hots  *Poor Price performance and floundering Wilhelmsen leaves
team doubting its* ALLOCATION PROCEDURES.  *
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*Block's Bombers  *Team clings to money slot as owner stubbornly refuses to
join the *BARGAINING COOPERATIVE.*
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*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Zipped past Rips notwithstanding Pujols and
Hamilton continue to play like *BLOCK CHEESE.*
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*Riptorns  *Shots at first place missed mark so far, but bitter owner will
not move *SALE BELOW COST.*

*Angry Young Men *Team makes* s*tunning trade for Cruz and Longoria and
still sits on *UNCOMMITTED INVENTORIES.*
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*Flaming Brats  *Unproductive offense and floundering pitching leaves
defending champs *RIDING THE POOL.*
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*Klein Nine  *Bizarre trade for the likes of Griffin and Gausman leave
owners wondering about team's *PRICING FORMULA.*
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*Hoosier Daddies  *Didn't stop trading for only the Loney but latest Suzuki
move leaves team *FAT FREE.*
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*Nukes  *Bemused owner watches likes of Cruz and Longoria go for chump
change and waits for next year's *YIELD.*
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*AFV  *Savvy trades in 2013 demonstrate the league's newest owner
understands *OVER ORDER PREMIUM.*
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