[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal: Nukes and Rips Set Off Early 4th Fireworks

Richard Robbins rerobbins at itinker.net
Thu Jul 4 12:09:05 EDT 2013


I'll be happy to stare into your empty net after you've pulled your goalie
in a futile attempt to win.

That will happen moments before a puck goes into that net you left
unprotected.

Anybody got a spare outfielder who can skate?


On Thu, Jul 4, 2013 at 10:29 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> The Riptorns and Nukes are pleased to announce that the Riptorns traded $1
> speedster Nate McLouth to the Nukes in exchange for slugging former Sox
> farmhand Chris Carter.  "Watching all those bearded guys hoist the Stanley
> Cup made me realize it's time to slap on the skates, check Winick into the
> boards and skate off with the Damon," proclaimed Rips CFO Brad Jansen. "I
> hereby declare the Rips' independence from the Calamari, Bombers,
> Berliners, Angries and Red Hots. I'll soon be skating ahead of the pack
> while those teams stare into an empty net. Carter provides exactly the kind
> of high power, low average my team is built upon. The fuse has been lit.
> Stand back, Winick, or that pretty face is gonna get singed."
>
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