[USML Announce] Winick Cannot Bother Anymore Now That I Have Found The Inner Light

[Brad Jansen]

All: for the reasons set forth in an email I issued yesterday, I no longer
am angry at Winick for talking me into trading away Chris Archer. I have
moved way beyond such earthly concerns now that I have found my True
Calling in Hawaii. A big mahalo to Jeffrey for causing me to rethink life's
priorities.

-- Brother Brad

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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 13, 2013 at 10:10 PM
Subject: Maui Wowee
To:


Dear Friends and Fellow Astral Travelers:
     It has taken me but a few days here in Makena to realize that the
support staff at this resort are in desperate need of a spiritual adviser,
someone untainted by the warm caressing trade winds and healthy fruit
options that engulf this island. After a few minutes or so of quiet
contemplation and a fourth glass of wine at what was loosely billed as a
"sunset wine dinner," I have decided it is time to commit my life to
helping others see the way, and by that I don't mean directions to the
clothing optional beach minutes from here (shame on Fodor's for neglecting
that relevant fact about this place; had I known beforehand, I certainly
would have stopped snacking at my desk so much).
     But enough rambling. Time to meditate. Please forward unpaid vacation
pay, pending bonuses and pension stipend to my room 213 here at your
earliest convenience. Funds are running a bit low, it will take some time
to develop my new business model and the scrumptious breakfast buffet costs
a small fortune.

Sending vibrations of peace, love and non-material thoughts,
     I remain,
     Brad Lee Bodhidharma


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