[USML Announce] Spiritual Tip No. 1

[Brad Jansen]

When in the ocean do not relieve yourself when snorkelers are present. They
are a testy lot.
That is all.


On Sun, Jul 14, 2013 at 10:08 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> All: for the reasons set forth in an email I issued yesterday, I no longer
> am angry at Winick for talking me into trading away Chris Archer. I have
> moved way beyond such earthly concerns now that I have found my True
> Calling in Hawaii. A big mahalo to Jeffrey for causing me to rethink life's
> priorities.
>
> -- Brother Brad
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> Date: Sat, Jul 13, 2013 at 10:10 PM
> Subject: Maui Wowee
> To:
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> Dear Friends and Fellow Astral Travelers:
>      It has taken me but a few days here in Makena to realize that the
> support staff at this resort are in desperate need of a spiritual adviser,
> someone untainted by the warm caressing trade winds and healthy fruit
> options that engulf this island. After a few minutes or so of quiet
> contemplation and a fourth glass of wine at what was loosely billed as a
> "sunset wine dinner," I have decided it is time to commit my life to
> helping others see the way, and by that I don't mean directions to the
> clothing optional beach minutes from here (shame on Fodor's for neglecting
> that relevant fact about this place; had I known beforehand, I certainly
> would have stopped snacking at my desk so much).
>      But enough rambling. Time to meditate. Please forward unpaid vacation
> pay, pending bonuses and pension stipend to my room 213 here at your
> earliest convenience. Funds are running a bit low, it will take some time
> to develop my new business model and the scrumptious breakfast buffet costs
> a small fortune.
>
> Sending vibrations of peace, love and non-material thoughts,
>      I remain,
>      Brad Lee Bodhidharma
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