[USML Announce] Brad Lee: Man of Bliss and Peace No More?

[Andrew Klein]

Brad Lee, Brad Lee, Brad Lee.  Such vitriol.  And from a man who recently connected with his inner bliss in Maui.

Unlike you, I am at peace.  My trade for ARod was balanced - both in asterisks and in Biogenisis investigations.  (I dealt Nelson Cruz).  And my squad has so many keepers, that losing ARod next year is barely a blip on the screen.  Like Theo, I am acquiring in bulk.

As for hosting at The Cell, recall I have done that before (on Tim Hudson's tickets no less!). For the next event, let's wait until Gausman starts there as part of his 2014 Cy Young tour.  I know that watching your Pale Hose get beat will be hard.  But at least you can enjoy Dayan Viciedo's strikeouts, knowing that you managed to saddle some poor fool in this league with his long-term contract.

For now, please return to your cardboard box and chill.  You'll feel better in the morning.

Peace,
 
-Andy

Sent from my iPad

On Jul 29, 2013, at 5:36 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> ITEM
> 
> From mlb.com:
> But one thing has become exceedingly clear, based on several published reports this weekend and on Monday: [Alex Rodriguez]  soon will be punished by Major League Baseball.
> 
> The New York Post first reported Sunday that Rodriguez could be suspended this week as part of baseball's investigation into the now-shuttered Biogenesis clinic, a South Florida operation run by Anthony Bosch, who has cooperated with MLB investigators. Last week, Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun accepted a 65-game suspension -- the remainder of the season -- for his reported involvement with Bosch and Biogenesis
> 
> LOSER
> Klein Nine. Team's owner comes under increasing League scrutiny after series of questionable deals, including but not limited to his trade to acquire A-Rod while an all but certain suspension looms, then one week later trading away Jhonny Peralta (Y1-$12; career BA of .275, hitting .305 this season with 10 HR and 53 RBI), claiming that he did so because....a suspension looms, as owner PREPARES TO LAWYER UP. 
> 
> WINNER
>  
> USML's Office of the Inspector General. League budget will be increased in off-season to fund and support OIG's investigations and audits as targets, to wit the Klein Nine, START FEELING THE HEAT.  
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