[USML Announce] Brad Lee: Man of Bliss and Peace No More?

[Brad Jansen]

This matter before the USML Court of Fairness, Justice, Bliss and Equity,
due notice given and the Court having considered the arguments of
Petitioner Klein Nine;
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED:
  Petitioner Klein Nine's Motion to Deflect is DENIED. The USML is directed
to submit a bill of costs within 5 days.

The Honorable Judge Brad L. Jansen, Presiding




On Mon, Jul 29, 2013 at 7:33 PM, Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> Brad Lee, Brad Lee, Brad Lee.  Such vitriol.  And from a man who recently
> connected with his inner bliss in Maui.
>
> Unlike you, I am at peace.  My trade for ARod was balanced - both in
> asterisks and in Biogenisis investigations.  (I dealt Nelson Cruz).  And my
> squad has so many keepers, that losing ARod next year is barely a blip on
> the screen.  Like Theo, I am acquiring in bulk.
>
> As for hosting at The Cell, recall I have done that before (on Tim
> Hudson's tickets no less!). For the next event, let's wait until Gausman
> starts there as part of his 2014 Cy Young tour.  I know that watching your
> Pale Hose get beat will be hard.  But at least you can enjoy Dayan
> Viciedo's strikeouts, knowing that you managed to saddle some poor fool in
> this league with his long-term contract.
>
> For now, please return to your cardboard box and chill.  You'll feel
> better in the morning.
>
> Peace,
>
> -Andy
>
> Sent from my iPad
>
> On Jul 29, 2013, at 5:36 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> *ITEM*
> *
> *
> From mlb.com:
>
> But one thing has become exceedingly clear, based on several published
> reports this weekend and on Monday: [Alex Rodriguez]  soon will be punished
> by Major League Baseball.
>
> The New York Post first reported Sunday that Rodriguez could be suspended
> this week as part of baseball's investigation into the now-shuttered
> Biogenesis clinic, a South Florida operation run by Anthony Bosch, who has
> cooperated with MLB investigators. Last week, Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun
> accepted a 65-game suspension -- the remainder of the season -- for his
> reported involvement with Bosch and Biogenesis
> *LOSER*
> Klein Nine. Team's owner comes under increasing League scrutiny after
> series of questionable deals, including but not limited to his trade to
> acquire A-Rod while an all but certain suspension looms, then one week
> later trading away Jhonny Peralta (Y1-$12; career BA of .275, hitting .305
> this season with 10 HR and 53 RBI), claiming that he did so because....a
> suspension looms, as owner *PREPARES TO LAWYER UP. *
>
> *WINNER*
>
> USML's Office of the Inspector General. League budget will be increased in
> off-season to fund and support OIG's investigations and audits as targets,
> to wit the Klein Nine, *START FEELING THE HEAT. *
>
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