[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners' Moves Are Breaking Brad

[Brad Jansen]

*Mighty Red Hots  *Who knew a team with Keppinger and Izturis at CI could
be in first, but for the Red Hots the *CAT'S IN THE BAG.*
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*Block's Bombers  *Can tout Cobb, but flamethrowing flameout Ogando leaves
team *CORNERED*.* *
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*Berliners  *Conversion of Hosmer/Young to Cano/Zobrist further
demonstration of genius owner's *GRAY MATTER.*
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*Riptorns * One day team is gunning for it, the next day it's dumping as
its owner is *GLIDING ALL OVER.*
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*Lake Michigan Calamari * Still no offense as* *Pujols and Hamilton leave
team with a *CRAZY HANDFUL OF NOTHIN'.*
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*Angry Young Men *Chris Davis, Dustin Pedroia* *and Hector Santiago
just not enough to carry the rest of team's *DEAD FREIGHT.*
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*Flaming Brats  *Failure to land big name talent for budding star Jose
Iglesias leaves Brats *GRILLED.*
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*Klein Nine  *With serious talent to trade to the Bombers and/or Red Hots,
the K-9 can be a *PROBLEM DOG.*
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*Hoosier Daddies  *Started week by landing middling prospect Boagert along
with Middlebrooks and Archer, ended it by landing megastars Hosmer and
Young in *A* *NO-ROUGH STUFF-TYPE DEAL*.
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*Nukes  *Trade of Sabathia for Hosmer and trade of Hosmer for Tanaka  left
team feeling like it was *BIT BY A DEAD BEE. *
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*AFV  *Phelps emerging as quality keeper SP, but for rest of team it seems
like *END TIMES.*
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