[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners' Moves Are Breaking Brad

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Chris Perez and his wife pleaded not guilty Monday to misdemeanor marijuana possession charges.Perez and his wife were arrested last week and charged with possession of a controlled substance after they allegedly had marijuana mailed to their home in their dog's name.
Brad Lee-  surely there is some thick irony here re: K-9's ownership begging for commentary.Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:26:21 -0500
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Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners' Moves Are Breaking	Brad

Mighty Red Hots  Who knew a team with Keppinger and Izturis at CI could be in first, but for the Red Hots the CAT'S IN THE BAG.
Block's Bombers  Can tout Cobb, but flamethrowing flameout Ogando leaves team CORNERED. 

Berliners  Conversion of Hosmer/Young to Cano/Zobrist further demonstration of genius owner's GRAY MATTER.
Riptorns  One day team is gunning for it, the next day it's dumping as its owner is GLIDING ALL OVER.

Lake Michigan Calamari  Still no offense as Pujols and Hamilton leave team with a CRAZY HANDFUL OF NOTHIN'.
Angry Young Men Chris Davis, Dustin Pedroia and Hector Santiago just not enough to carry the rest of team's DEAD FREIGHT.

Flaming Brats  Failure to land big name talent for budding star Jose Iglesias leaves Brats GRILLED.
Klein Nine  With serious talent to trade to the Bombers and/or Red Hots, the K-9 can be a PROBLEM DOG.

Hoosier Daddies  Started week by landing middling prospect Boagert along with Middlebrooks and Archer, ended it by landing megastars Hosmer and Young in A NO-ROUGH STUFF-TYPE DEAL.   

Nukes  Trade of Sabathia for Hosmer and trade of Hosmer for Tanaka  left team feeling like it was BIT BY A DEAD BEE. 
AFV  Phelps emerging as quality keeper SP, but for rest of team it seems like END TIMES.


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