[USML Announce] Red Hots Catch Another Break

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue Jun 11 16:33:17 EDT 2013


*ITEM*

SEATTLE -- Mike Zunino, the third player selected in the 2012 First-Year
Player Draft and the *No. 3 Mariners
prospect<http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/prospects/watch/y2013/index.jsp?c_id=sea#list=sea>
* as ranked by MLB.com, is being called up by Seattle on Tuesday to help
bolster the club's short-handed catching situation, according to sources.

*WINNER*

Mighty Red Hots. Slugging prospect Zunino latest in long line of Mariners'
homer bashing catchers (see, eg., Bard, Clement, Johjima,  Montero,
Shoppach) as Red Hots now *ARE PRIMED TO SEIZE THE DAMON.*

*LOSER*

Berliners. Having fallen below the humble, bumbling Riptorns, disgraced
team has no chance to compete in Backstop Battle with Red Hots as
bewildered owner now wonders *CAN LOVE CONGER ALL?*
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