[USML Announce] Does Wilhelmsen Have A Dog Named Brody, Too?

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
In his last 10 appearances, struggling Mariners closer Tom Wilhelmsen has
walked 8 batters and given up 8 hits over just 10 innings, while his
strikeout rate continues to plummet.

*LOSER*
Mighty Red Hots. "Feel good" story of dropout stoner hippie Wilhelmsen
getting drafted for $1 *IS IN ITS FINAL SORDID CHAPTER.*
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*WINNER*
Riptorns. Reliable Mariners set up man Carter "Mad" Capps continues to
throw strikes and retire batters with aplomb as he *PATIENTLY WAITS TO
CLOSE IT OUT.  *
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