[USML Announce] USML Week In Review -

[Jeffrey Winick]

"I will remain mum about the continued troubles of Matt Moore."

Now you've done it.  Look, you can't say you weren't warned.  There are now 23 major league ball players that you've put in mortal danger.  I hope you're happy.

That is all.

Jeff

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Mark Blocker
Sent: Monday, June 17, 2013 12:05 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review -

Yeah, that was awful what happened to Cobb, so if you could take the hex off of him, his family would appreciate it.  I will remain mum about the continued troubles of Matt Moore.

On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 12:02 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com<mailto:jhwinick at aol.com>> wrote:
Mark, I assume you've seen the extreme danger of over-hyping one of your players publicly.  Please, for the sake of them, if not for your own sake, please stop.  You're going to get someone killed.

-----Original Message-----
From: Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at Sidley.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net<mailto:announce at usml.net>>
Sent: Mon, Jun 17, 2013 11:24 am
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review
Pretty close to what I expected.

From: announce-bounces at usml.net<mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net> [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net<mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net?>] On Behalf Of Jeffrey Winick
Sent: Monday, June 17, 2013 10:49 AM
To: announce at usml.net<mailto:announce at usml.net>
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review

No worries.  I got an advance copy prepared by your staffers.  Here's the summary:

Winick is done - his team team sucks and it's only the beginning of the pain he'll suffer for his willingness to trade me Montero when I asked for him.

The Riptorns will rule the world, just having made the single greatest trade in (wait for it) not only the history of the USML.....not only the history of rotisserie baseball....but in the history of man.  Bow in my presence.  And, no, that is not a request.

The Red Hots are of no real threat to the Riptorns because their cheap closers suck and young beans (especially those who play catcher) never really pan out - just ask me about Montero.  But he, too, will, finish ahead of the hapless Berliners.

Everyone else is irrelevant to my quest for another Riptorn championship.  Nonetheless, if any of you would like to be a part of my great campaign, you know where to find me.  I'll be happy to let you join the bandwagon by giving me some of your meager talent in exchange for the ability to know that you, too, were part of this magical season.

Brother Brad Lee Jansen
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com<mailto:bljansen at gmail.com>>
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Sent: Mon, Jun 17, 2013 10:34 am
Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review
Dear kind and beloved readers:
  I ran out of the house today without printing the standings or rosters.  I will have to publish the weekly report tonight or tomorrow. I apologize for any inconveniences this may cause you.

With warm regards,
Brother Brad Lee
Staff Analyst

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