[USML Announce] USML Week In Review -

Mon Jun 17 13:22:49 EDT 2013

Jeff, if "reporting the news" was the standard, all your players would have
been toast long ago.

On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 12:12 PM, Jeffrey Winick
<jwinick at harriswinick.com>wrote:

> “I will remain mum about the continued troubles of Matt Moore.”****
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> Now you’ve done it.  Look, you can’t say you weren’t warned.  There are
> now 23 major league ball players that you’ve put in mortal danger.  I hope
> you’re happy.****
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> That is all.****
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> Jeff****
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Mark Blocker
> *Sent:* Monday, June 17, 2013 12:05 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review -****
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> Yeah, that was awful what happened to Cobb, so if you could take the hex
> off of him, his family would appreciate it.  I will remain mum about the
> continued troubles of Matt Moore.****
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> On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 12:02 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
> ****
>
> Mark, I assume you've seen the extreme danger of over-hyping one of your
> players publicly.  Please, for the sake of them, if not for your own sake,
> please stop.  You're going to get someone killed. ****
>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at Sidley.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Jun 17, 2013 11:24 am
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review****
>
> Pretty close to what I expected.****
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>  ****
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net<announce-bounces at usml.net?>]
> *On Behalf Of *Jeffrey Winick
> *Sent:* Monday, June 17, 2013 10:49 AM
> *To:* announce at usml.net
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review****
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>  ****
>
> No worries.  I got an advance copy prepared by your staffers.  Here's the
> summary: ****
>
>  ****
>
> Winick is done - his team team sucks and it's only the beginning of the
> pain he'll suffer for his willingness to trade me Montero when I asked for
> him.****
>
>  ****
>
> The Riptorns will rule the world, just having made the single greatest
> trade in (wait for it) not only the history of the USML.....not only the
> history of rotisserie baseball....but in the history of man.  Bow in my
> presence.  And, no, that is not a request.****
>
>  ****
>
> The Red Hots are of no real threat to the Riptorns because their cheap
> closers suck and young beans (especially those who play catcher) never
> really pan out - just ask me about Montero.  But he, too, will, finish
> ahead of the hapless Berliners.****
>
>  ****
>
> Everyone else is irrelevant to my quest for another Riptorn championship.
>  Nonetheless, if any of you would like to be a part of my great campaign,
> you know where to find me.  I'll be happy to let you join the bandwagon by
> giving me some of your meager talent in exchange for the ability to know
> that you, too, were part of this magical season.****
>
>  ****
>
> Brother Brad Lee Jansen****
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Jun 17, 2013 10:34 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review****
>
> Dear kind and beloved readers: ****
>
>   I ran out of the house today without printing the standings or rosters.
>  I will have to publish the weekly report tonight or tomorrow. I apologize
> for any inconveniences this may cause you.****
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>  ****
>
> With warm regards,****
>
> Brother Brad Lee****
>
> Staff Analyst****
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