[USML Announce] Riptorns' 2013 Retention Roster

[Jeffrey Winick]

Hey, easy on the profanity.  There are children on the receiving end of these emails.


Wait - Brad drafted the email....never mind.  



-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Fri, Mar 8, 2013 2:52 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns' 2013 Retention Roster


Barring something unforeseen or a scathing rebuke from Winick, here is my retention list (and I will reiterate that Mark Blocker always is the last guy to submit; you can look it up):


C        Jesus Montero         Y2       $2           No catcher will produce as much bang for the buck this year.


3B      Will Middlebrooks     Y2       $1           No third baseman will produce as much bang for the buck this year. 


3B      Mike Moustakas     LT14    $10           No Royal will belt as many taters as the Moose.


OF      Tank Viciedo          LT14     $6           Put him on the board, yes!


OF      Mike Trout               Y2     $15           Somewhere, over Winick's rainbow, my dream came true. 


P        Dylan Bundy            Y2      $5            Why the fuck not?


P        Ryan Cook              Y2      $5            Winick cut $9 Balfour because he knew what you now know: the Cook is in the kitchen, bros.


P        David Robertson      LT14   $10           See Bundy, Dylan.




MINOR LEAGUERS


3B     Miguel Sano   $2         Plouffe? Little stands in this slugger's path to stardom.


SS     X. Bogaerts    $5         Stephen Drew? Don't Bogaerts that position, my friend.


OF     A. Hicks        $5          Will Twins Aaron side of caution and wait to call upon Hicks? Either way, Klein's decision to retain Mastroianni raises even more                    

                                            questions about his ability to scout, nurture and develop young talent.



OF     W. Myers     $10          Come July, you'll say, "What? Winick only wanted Jennings for this guy??" 
 
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