[USML Announce] Lawrie's Rib Prime For Disaster

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*
The Blue Jays announced Monday that Brett Lawrie will begin the year on the
disabled list due to the effects of a strained rib cage. Lawrie, who
injured himself during the World Baseball Classic, will play in Minor
League games this spring so the Blue Jays can back-date his injury.

*WINNERS*
Bombers. Heavy draft day investment in Bonifacio will yield returns when
speedster nets ABs during Lawrie's indefinite shelving, *GIVING TEAM FALSE
GLIMMER OF HOPE.*

MRH.  Brilliant draft day purchase of Izturis, who will secure 3B gig with
Lawrie gone, further demonstrates genius of 2013 Champion as the *LEAD OVER
BERLINERS ONLY CAN WIDEN.    *
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*LOSERS*
AFV. Injury-plagued Lawrie tests Family's values as *SEASON QUICKLY LOSES
ITS FLAVOR.*
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Berliners. Izturis's increased playing time for MRH another blow to team
that cannot make up the talent gap, as owner already devises strategies to
reacquire Hosmer and Myers as *SEASON TURNS TO CREAM SPINACH.*
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