[USML Announce] Lawrie's Rib Prime For Disaster

[Jeffrey Winick]

Is any development ever good news for the Berliners?


What about the guy who spells his last name a little differently - Lowrie.  Rotowire says he's the starting shortstop.  Is that good news?  Am I finally a WINNER?


By the way, Izturis will be splitting time at 3B with Mark DeRosa for all of the 2-3 games that Lawrie will likely miss.  Yawn.


Jeff



-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Mon, Mar 25, 2013 1:19 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Lawrie's Rib Prime For Disaster


ITEM
The Blue Jays announced Monday that Brett Lawrie will begin the year on the disabled list due to the effects of a strained rib cage. Lawrie, who injured himself during the World Baseball Classic, will play in Minor League games this spring so the Blue Jays can back-date his injury.


WINNERS
Bombers. Heavy draft day investment in Bonifacio will yield returns when speedster nets ABs during Lawrie's indefinite shelving, GIVING TEAM FALSE GLIMMER OF HOPE.


MRH.  Brilliant draft day purchase of Izturis, who will secure 3B gig with Lawrie gone, further demonstrates genius of 2013 Champion as the LEAD OVER BERLINERS ONLY CAN WIDEN.    


LOSERS
AFV. Injury-plagued Lawrie tests Family's values as SEASON QUICKLY LOSES ITS FLAVOR.


Berliners. Izturis's increased playing time for MRH another blow to team that cannot make up the talent gap, as owner already devises strategies to reacquire Hosmer and Myers as SEASON TURNS TO CREAM SPINACH.
 
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