[USML Announce] Brats Boiling With Starting Pitchers

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

GOODYEAR, Ariz. -- Scott
Kazmir<http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/5917/scott-kazmir>,
who hasn't pitched in the majors in almost two years, has won a spot in
Cleveland's rotation.

*WINNER*

Flaming Brats. Adding Kazmir to a mix of Shields, Morrow, and Sanchez
creates a fine blend, but still* NOT ENOUGH MEAT TO BEAT RED HOTS*.

*LOSER*

Riptorns. Carlos Carrasco should have earned the 5th starter's gig, but was
wrongfully denied opportunity as *RIPS GET BURNED AGAIN FOR NO GOOD REASON.*
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